Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Hissy Fit

So I'm casually reading the paper on the train this morning, and I come across this:

"Cat Fancy magazine just named the 'Top 20 Felines on Screen.'"

I pause momentarily, almost absentmindedly and think, Huh, I wonder which "screen feline" is at the top of that list. Probably that cat from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

I return to my reading: "File that under conversation starters guaranteed to keep your virginity intact."

Oh. Right.

...CRAP!