Saturday, January 08, 2005

Label Whore

The stamp across my hand reads "COMPLEX."

Is that a nod to my access (granted by presence of aforementioned stamp) to "eight clubs in one?" Or is it an inky description of my very nature? And, if it's the latter, how did the dude at the door know?

Either way, I can tell the stamp's not making any plans for coming off soon. After all the lathering and polishing and scrubbing and buffing, perhaps a better brand would be "CHAFED."